Nutter Butter Cookies

by jenjenk on August 12, 2009

Once upon a long time ago, I spent a lot of time hanging out at my friend, Miles’ house. His mom used to [and still does] keep a tupperware filled with cookies on the kitchen counter. Each week, the cookie selection would change. I was there so often, I would frequently help myself to some of those cookies.
One afternoon, I swung by the house and waited for Miles in the kitchen. As I plopped myself down in front of the kitchen counter, I spotted my favorite cookie in the tupperware – a Nutter Butter. There was only one left and it was surrounded by a mound of other cookies I didn’t care for. I grabbed the container and popped the lid open. Exactly one second after I popped the lid, I heard a THUD on the ground, followed by pounding feet as they ran towards the kitchen. My eyes widened like a deer caught in headlights as I realized that Miles was charging straight towards me and my cookie. My survival instinct kicked in and I lunged across the barstools to keep my prize away from him. As he reached over to try to pry the Nutter Butter out of my death grip, I realized I only had one last opportunity to save my cookie…so I licked it.
I turned back to him and said, “Here. Here’s your stupid cookie.”
Outraged, he screamed, “You licked the LAST Nutter Butter! I don’t want your cooties!”
So with a big Cheshire cat grin on my face, I said, “Fine” and took a big @$$ bite out of it.
To this day, he’s still bitter about the fact that I ate the very last Nutter Butter. To this day, I still feel extremely victorious over my win.
Miles – in honor of our friendship of more than 20 years [and frank shock and amazement that we’re actually still friends], this cookie is for YOU…enjoy!

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employee_8 August 13, 2009 at 3:55 pm

how come you didn't come over and drop off some cookies?


Jen August 14, 2009 at 5:37 am

that would've defeated the purpose of my PHOTO of the cookie. with the big bite in it. that's almost as close as you got the last time.

Besides…don't think I don't remember the fact you used to hide your nutter butters from me when you first bought your house… :)


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